If feelings were substances...

If feelings were substances,

Chocolate would represent happiness.

(Give me chocolate & I'm happy!)

If feelings were substances,

Sugar would represent joy.

(Joy is sweet just like sugar)

If feelings were substances,

Peppers would represent anger.

(They are hot)

If feelings were substances,

Onions would represent sadness.

(They make you cry when you cut them)

If feelings were substances,

Salt & pepper would be confusion.

(Does this need more salt or pepper?)

If feelings were substances,

Peanut butter would be boredom.

(PB is thick)