"Hey."

"Who is this?"

"You know who I am."

"Not anymore."

"You know my name."

"True. Why did you call? I want nothing to do with you."

"I'm sorry."

"Sorry doesn't cut it."

"Well, I am."

"I'm hanging up."

"Wait!"

"Why would I?"

"You just did."

"Stop pushing me."

"I know you forgive me."

"Shut up."

"You just don't want to say it."

"I said-"

"I know what you said. Shut up. Can we please talk like normal people?"

"I am quite aware that you are not a normal person."

"All normal people have fights."

"Not like this."

"Yes, like this! I've been heartbroken before, and this is not heartbreak."

"Then what is?"

"Please, I really want to talk."

"Fine. Talk."

"And I want to know that you are listening."

"I'll listen, but I might not agree."

"I know."

"Talk."

"To start, I'm sorry. I was wrong. I just have let what happened get in the way of us."

"Us?"

"What we were."

"We 'were' nothing."

"You know that's not true. Let me talk."

"Whatever."

"Are you listening?"

"Yes! This is so dumb..."

"I love you."

"Liar."

"You know me well enough to know I don't lie."

"Maybe."

"You love me?"

"No."

"... Uh-huh."

"Oh, for goodness' sake, you know me too well."

"So..."

"Yes! Yes, I do love you, you idiot!"

"I love you too."

"I realize that."

"Meet me at the park, okay?"

"Okay. I... Need to say one more thing."

"Yeah?"

"I'm sorry also. And I forgive you."

"I forgive you too."