Unfair
"Tell me why."
"Confess to you why, about what exactly?"
"Why you formed such a horrid addiction."
"I don't have an addiction."
"I've seen your money stash."
"Maybe its for something else."
"It doesn't take many words to smell the marlboro abandoned in your mouth."
"Well, maybe I like knowing I can give the abandoned a home, even when I couldn't get one myself."
"Awful generous to something thats killing you from the inside out."
"The worlds unfair."
Childhood friends
"What?"
"Nothing"
"Nothing? You're laughing about nothing?"
"Yeah. Can't a guy laugh about nothing?"
"A guy. Yes. You. No"
"Well that's just too bad cause I'm not telling"
"You better spill it. NOW"
"Or what?"
"Or I'm gonna tell your girlfriend that you've been sneaking bacon cheeseburgers"
"You wouldn't"
"Try me"
"Fine"
"Really?"
"No."
"You are such an ass"
"And you are a beautiful angel who fell from heaven"
"Bite me"
"Gladly my love"
"You are impossible"
"That's why you love me"
"Says who?"
"Says me. So it must be true"
"Whatever"
"What. You're leaving?"
"Yeah. I have better things to do then hang out with the likes of you."
"Like what?"
"Like Anything"
"Nothing is better than me love."
"Goodbye Caleb"
"You're not fooling anyone Lucy"
"What. You don't think I'm leaving"
"Nope. So come sit down"
"No"
"I'll put on that dumb show you like"
"Really?"
"Yup"
"Fine"
"See I told you"
"Don't be cocky or I will leave"
"Just shut up and sit down.....Please"
"You're impossible"
"But I'm cute"
"If you say so"
"I do. But of course not as cute as you"
"Hey."
"Who is this?"
"You know who I am."
"Not anymore."
"You know my name."
"True. Why did you call? I want nothing to do with you."
"I'm sorry."
"Sorry doesn't cut it."
"Well, I am."
"I'm hanging up."
"Wait!"
"Why would I?"
"You just did."
"Stop pushing me."
"I know you forgive me."
"Shut up."
"You just don't want to say it."
"I said-"
"I know what you said. Shut up. Can we please talk like normal people?"
"I am quite aware that you are not a normal person."
"All normal people have fights."
"Not like this."
"Yes, like this! I've been heartbroken before, and this is not heartbreak."
"Then what is?"
"Please, I really want to talk."
"Fine. Talk."
"And I want to know that you are listening."
"I'll listen, but I might not agree."
"I know."
"Talk."
"To start, I'm sorry. I was wrong. I just have let what happened get in the way of us."
"Us?"
"What we were."
"We 'were' nothing."
"You know that's not true. Let me talk."
"Whatever."
"Are you listening?"
"Yes! This is so dumb..."
"I love you."
"Liar."
"You know me well enough to know I don't lie."
"Maybe."
"You love me?"
"No."
"... Uh-huh."
"Oh, for goodness' sake, you know me too well."
"So..."
"Yes! Yes, I do love you, you idiot!"
"I love you too."
"I realize that."
"Meet me at the park, okay?"
"Okay. I... Need to say one more thing."
"Yeah?"
"I'm sorry also. And I forgive you."
"I forgive you too."
Oh....
"What's wrong with him?"
"Nothing is wrong with him, but his brain and body have some issues."
"Why does he walk funny?"
"He cant control his body and muscles like we do."
"Why doesn't he talk?"
"He can't use words and language like we can."
"Because why?"
"When he was born there were some problems, things didn't go smooth."
"oh...."
How’s your mind work?
"You do?"
"Yes, you know I would, I have always wanted to."
"I know but.. It's so different, I'm not used to this kind of topic!"
"It's okay, I have the money already! I can pay for it all up front."
"How are you going to get her?"
"What do you mean?"
"Like.. How are you going to find a place where you both are alone together? She is always surrounded by friends!"
"I'll find a way, if anything I'll just trick her friends into leaving somehow."
"Dude, that won't be easy"
Cat Nap
" I hid the body."
"Are you sure??"
"Yeah. Gimme the $5000"
"What about all the blood"
"What blood?"
"..."
"There was no blood at the bus stop. Now give me the money"
"Are you sure you got the right one?"
"Yeah. The orange one with stripes. I drowned it."
"Shit Marve. I said the red head..."
"So we aren't going to have a $5000 Chinese food binge?"
Interviewing Jennifer Stanley
I: interviewer J: Jennifer
I: "Hello, Mrs. Stanley, I see that you are here to work for us, explain who you are."
J: "I am Jennifer Stanley. My name means the world to millions of people just like me and my family. You see, what I'm best at doesn't get on the news interview, it gets frowned upon."
I: "Frowned upon?"
J: "Yes, you all give up on people like me. You don't want to see what I see or hear what I hear because you think that everything you do is best. You think that everything in this 'world' is best and it isn't. I am a speaker. I am a well known speaker to people who have suffered injustice. Yes, I am a protester. I am someone who stands in the middle of time square with a sign."
I: "That is who you are?"
J: "Yes, because when I came to America, I didn't have this name. I was Jing Ye Si."
I: "Your family is of Asian Descent?"
J: "Yes."
I: "We can not hire you, I'm sorry... I'm afraid this closes the interview."
J: "It is not fair! Our people worked in factories too! You put majority of us in camps! Your policeman mistreat us Asians because you think we can not talk! You don't think we are people who understand you! You think we are evil! We aren't! We want to wear suits and be in offices just like you! I learnt fluent English and how to talk and walk and be and stand just like you! It is hard being Asian in America! Please!"
The interviewer walks out with the clip board and brief case, closes the door behind him, leaving Jennifer in tears.