Here is a Joke that I Wrote:

The Man said to Someone, “In response to Your Question, Yes, I am Bilingual. And I am also a Polyglot. And I Know how to Speak, and to Read, and to Write, and to Understand several languages.” And The Other Person Replied, “What?! Why don’t You know ALL The World’s Languages!? And I am Being Serious. And I am saying this in all Seriousness. There are only Hundreds upon Hundreds of Different Languages, and it would probably only take several hundred years to have a Good Understanding of ALL The World’s Languages. What’s Wrong with You? Get with The Program.”