My Life (ML).
I feel the need to abbreviate My Life (ML) as it seems as if it's made up of too many acronyms already.
ML consists of working for the DSS, a bureau within the DOS, where I write ROIs, MOIs and frequently view BOLOs published by the FBI, DEA, and other agencies and PDs. I work my PF or VF cases with the AUSA. I cover the EDMO, WDMO, DKS, and SIL. After an arrest, I bring the SUBJ to the USMS office. Sometimes I get assigned to PRS where I have to put on all of my SPE and act as either the AIC, SHFL, LD, RR, LR, or L/ADV. Afterwards I have to write reports in IMS after searching LEXNEX for my UNSUB. Trips with SD are the best to KL or AUS. AFG, not so much.
What's your 20? ETA? 10-4. Get here ASAP. After all, I'm the lead SA for this detail, according to my SUP, the SSA in the office. Sorry, I can't make it in today. I'm taking AL for a few days. Not feeling good? Take some SL. Or maybe it's time to drill with my reserve unit in the USNR. I'm a LCDR. So, I need to take MIL/L for two weeks.
Shifting gears, I need to report to the CO, who defers to the XO. Get with LOGS and see if he needs any help. ROG that, sir. Two weeks, done. Back to STL.
September rolls around and it's time for the UNGA in NYC. Good times. Fancy RON for a week. At least I am on per diem.
If you didn't get all of that, it's OK. :)