Dear John For Hades

Dear Hades, 

I know this may come as a shock to you but it's been brewing for a long time. Despite the way it started I've put thousands of years into trying to make this marriage work. I know you're trying but even from the beginning it was obvious we were not a good match. I was willing to stick it out for the sake of the planet, after all no one wants an eternal winter. Now with what humans are doing to the environment I might be better off on the surface working to improve the situation. That is why I'm going back to my mother. You can keep the palace I don't want it, but I am taking the dog. Cerberus might have been yours first but I'm the one who feeds and takes care of him. I'll have my lawyer contact you soon.

Persephone