Homicidal Fox

Why do I have to be so mediocre? The humans seem to think the wolf is cool. I'm not a dog hanging with mankind, or a big wolf howling. I look like the redheaded stepchild of the forest. Looking on the bright side,  I have cute kids and black socks. I do get some credit for being wise. I'm going to pick up a killer pig so that our kids can be Chupacabras. Then they'll pay attention.