The cat says hello and I say....

Good day to you too Mr. Whiskers. I sure hope you found the butter quite satisfying. You know the one that was on the kitchen counter. Yes, of course it was left there just for you. Oh and thank you for bringing that mouse to me this morning. That was quite the catch. I only ask that in the future you would kill it prior to setting it at my feet. It caused quite a ruckus as it ran up my pant leg. Oh and one last thing. The carpeted post in the corner, you know the thing you ignore, that is a scratching post. So I humbly ask you use that to sharpen your claws instead of my curtains, or the couch, or my arm. That is all Mr. Whiskers you are free to bath yourself now.