You’re getting what...?

Two years down the drain. 

Two fucking years thrown away with a text message. 

The day before Valentine's day just to rub some salt in that wound. 

But wait there's more. 

"It's nothing you did" she said.

"Iloveyou" she repeated. (This is exactly how we texted 'I love you' no matter what) 

What a way to make my blood boil. 

"We can still be bestfriends."

How fucking cliche.

But I allowed it because I thought I couldn't live without her. 

Not even a week later I learn her ex is back in town. 

My trigger. I hated him with my entire being. 

She came over to stay the night shortly after. 

She took a phone call and left for about an hour. 

You'll never believe what she returned to me with. 

A DAMN ENGAGEMENT RING ON HER FINGER.

"He proposed to me" she stated as if I didn't notice. 

"And you left him to come back to stay the night with me?  You must really be in love" I snapped back. 

I got excuse after excuse. 

It's easier with her family if she is with a man.. Life is hard as a lesbian couple.. my parents hated her.. I deserve better..

Whatever. 

Here's my favorite part of this "breakup".

She invited me to her wedding! 

I went.

I planned on making a scene. 

I planned my objection speech. 

I sat there until I heard "we are gathered here today..." and I walked out. 

No scene. 

No objection. 

I just left. 

Guess who's asking for my attention 5 years and a nasty divorce later...

And guess who's not taking that phone call.