Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
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Sexy Sara
Suddenly scorching, sexy Sara seemed subservient sans sweater, so she sliced some spiffy sacks, slipping sideways, she skirted social skins, searching smoothly speaking Scandinavians seeking strong, softly shaped silhouettes, surfing seaside, sand-filled, sidewalks.