Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
And the Rapture comes
The splendid solar-flare sparked sending smoldering sunlight. Serendipitously smothering struggling sapiens, a stinging scourge slaughtering sunshine. Skin sizzles,splits, soaring shrieks slice silence. Seventeen seconds of scorched, searing sorrow. Suffering soaked screams scatter skyward. Settling streams surrounding solid stationary soulless skeletal, still-life Sarcophagi. Something Satan-like, something so sinfully surreal Satan should smile.
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