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Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
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Christina’s Crafty Cranberries and Cream Colored Crayola Crayon

Christina's crafty cranberries-and-cream colored crayola crayon can cautiously and carefully create cranes that cruise in calm creeks free from chaos, but Christina's crafty cranberries-and-cream colored crayola crayon's cranes were killed by a creepy crocodile with a crooked cornea and cracked claw. The creepy crocodile with the crooked cornea and the cracked claw then crunched on a crew of cranes until a couple of clams and a crill crushed the creepy crocodile with a climbing crawfish and a clippy crab. The crocodile's killers were then credited with crunchy, coffee candy by the crowned King Catfish for keeping his kingdom from crumbling like a kind of unkempt, crispy cookie or cactus dry carrot cake. After crediting the crocodile's killers with crunchy, coffee candy the crowned king catfish crawled back to his castle in the capital called Crystal Cascade. The castle in the capital called Crystal Cascade was covered with crinkly, curly coral and collaboratively, colored cauliflower. Decades later the crowned King Catfish was killed cruelly by a cold so the crowned King Catfish's son commanded to be called the crowned King Clownfish. The crowned King Catfish claimed a couple quadrillion coins covered in caramel from a crowd of cringe-y cotton keepers so he could cram the caramel covered coins into the castle's cache to pay a carver to carve a casket for the killed crowned King Catfish. The carver could not complete the casket though he claimed a couple quadrillion coins covered in caramel 'cause of the cluttered, cloudy skies. The carver crept quietly looking for a candle but he couldn't capture one from the castle. This caused chaotic commotion among the cringe-y cotton keepers until the cluttered, cloudy skies cleared. When the cluttered, cloudy skies cleared the carver completed carving the casket and the cringe-y cotton keepers became calm like a crane cruising in a creek created cautiously  and carefully by Christina's crafty cranberries and cream colored crayola crayon.

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