Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
Sweet, sweet strawberries
Sweeter sap than those of seasoned, sun-kissed strawberries, I have never had the satisfaction of savouring; the soft and sanguine skin that solemnly slickens the soul as it is slowly being swallowed, safe for the small, somber, sturdy stones that stirs the senses to sharpen so sprightly.