Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
Puzzle Pieces
Pity the pickneys picking pennies,
preview poor plight pursuing plenty,
preview pre-patterned political penalty,
preview powerful people posting propaganda.
Procedures, pushing pressure passed a proper panel;
presidents posing positions per prerequisite public pensions.
Pupils peering peers practically professional procrastinators.
Punching petty peanuts, paid puny pesos plus paltry provolone.
Preposterous providence, problematic projects, parallel perception,
but popular poetry, percussion, and players.
Puzzling...
picture prominent people promoting parades,
presenting promiscuous pauperized platforms,
or publishing penurious papers.
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