Snap

'A young comedian's true passion is not only to make the people laugh but to also make a name for himself'

Helen chuckles and says. "That's the worst jock I've heard all night and trust me your joke's suck!"

The man looks at her with cold eyes and responds with. "This is and inspirational speech to young comedians"

"I'm not the least inspired"

"Nor is anyone else here, I just started 5 minutes ago"

"A true inspirational speaker inspires within 3 minutes." She said imitating his voice.

"Would you like to come up here you failing comedian"

"Actually I will and I make 50 grand a show" 

"So lemme guess, you only get 1/2 a show every two years"

"Would it be funny if I said yes?"

"No it would be incredibly pathetic, lose-"

"Well in that case, yes" Helen said. The audience erupted in laughter.

"What, why the heck are you laughing?" As the inspirational speaker said this they all pointed to the back of the room. When he looked back he saw three cardboard signs that had the word LAUGH! on it.

"Oh sheez, this is disgraceful" and he started to cry. 

THE END 

background-"But this sucked"

YES IT DID