AUSTRALIA

Australia

The land down under

Where beaches are pristine

But spiders will bite

As you visit the latrine

(& fuckin' kill ya!)

Australia

A land kissed by the sun

Where wild dreams can fly

Just watch out for snakes

Casually passing by

(They'll fuckin' kill ya!)

We're a rugged lot

Yet everyone's a mate

Except maybe when

The beers are running late

(Where the fuck's me beer?)

We love our sports

BBQs & cars

& camping underneath

Our southern stars

Tourists? We love 'em!

We got stories to tell

If you see a dropbear

Just give us a yell

(Cuz it'll fuckin' kill ya!)

We might give ya a lift

On our red kangaroos

& you'd better wear thongs

Instead of proper, bloody shoes

(What are shoes?)

Australia

Yeh it's stinkin' bloody hot

& the wildlife can kill ya

But it's my home & I love it

This is fuckin' Straya!

©CJ

24/7/2017