King of Hell, Crowley...

You deserved so much better than this.

And, my love, your mother was a bitch.

The demons burned down your house, that's no fair,

which is why you are now in charge of their utter despair.

Hopefully there will be no more human blood for you

because you get the munchies, yes that's true.

I now hope that you are not dead,

because I'll cry for days and live forever with dread.