Bad boy name

When I read your challenge, the name "Swig Tuggerone" poked at my brain and refused to stop until I'd created a Prose account, logged out of one email account into another to confirm, and returned to the Prose site, whereupon I was furthermore marched through several additional steps and urged to beef up my own profile (like a bad boy?) before I was, at long last, permitted to return to your challenge, type the name out, and get this damn thing over with.

Oh! and since the challenge requires more than 15 words, my original attempt at a submission was initially bounced out, and I was ordered to return only if I had more to offer than the two-word name. So here I am, 189 words later, and it's all thanks to my man S-Tugg. (Don't ever call him S-Tug by mistake. He hates that, and you can imagine what happens then.)

If I were someone who loved "bad boys," I'd be in a hot bothered sweat by now. As it is, I'm glad to get rid of Swig Tuggerone, the bad-boy name that kicked my patience to the back of beyond. Now I can leave this character with my personal character witness as to his badassedness.

Buyer beware. That bad boy gets in your brain!