Unbohemian Crapsody

(to the tune of the operatic section of Bohemian Rhapsody)

I see me stuck behind a silly camper van

Bogey green!

Quite obscene!

With its Carlos Fandango's

Sky's not really brightening, blacked out windows; can you see?

Renault Clio

(Your turn to go)

Renault Clio

(Why go so slow)

Renault Clio, have you stalled? Magnifico...

Mine's just a small car, from a big family

Remember it's a Fiat, and not a Ferrari!

Spare me this life of morning monotony

Such humdrum, why so slow

Lights, please let me go

This builder, no! He will not let you go

Let me go!

Bewildered so! The lights won't let you go

Let me go!

Lanes filtered! Still the traffic's slow

Let me go!

The lights are green, let's go (never)

Move your ass, poxy Renault (never)

I'm just about to blow, so let me gooooooo

No Clio can go this slow!

Oh mamma mia, in my mirror, what's this demon that I see?

Beelzebub sends a fleet of white van men for me, not me, oh please...

Forgive me Freddie...