Happy girls don't get hurt

Can't feel anything, when will I learn

I kick it away, kick it away

I'm the one "for a sleepover"

Phone's blowin' up, they're ringin' my doorbell

I hear the laughs, hear the laughs

1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink hot cocoa

1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink hot cocoa

1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink hot cocoa

Throw 'em back, till I lose count

I'm gonna make myself a smoothie, because it's healthy

I'm gonna laugh like tomorrow doesn't exist

Because of endorphins

I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, hear me laugh as they cry

I'm gonna make myself a smoothie, because it's healthy

But I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down won't open my eyes

Keep my glow staying until morning light, 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight

Help me, I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down won't open my eyes

Keep my glow staying until morning light, 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight

On for tonight

Sun is up, I'm happy

Gotta get out now, gotta run to stay fit

Here burns the fat, here burns the fat

1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink hot cocoa

1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink hot cocoa

1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 drink hot cocoa

Throw 'em back till I lose count

I'm gonna make myself a smoothie,

because it's healthy

I'm gonna laugh like tomorrow doesn't exist

Because of endorphins

I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, hear me laugh as they cry

I'm gonna make myself a smoothie,

because it's healthy

But I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down, won't open my eyes

Keep my glow staying until morning light, 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight

Help me, I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down, won't open my eyes

Keep my glow staying until morning light, 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight

On for tonight

On for tonight

'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight

Oh, I'm just holding on for tonight

On for tonight

On for tonight

'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight

'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight

Oh, I'm just holding on for tonight

On for tonight

On for tonight

(to the tune of the operatic section of Bohemian Rhapsody)

I see me stuck behind a silly camper van

Bogey green!

Quite obscene!

With its Carlos Fandango's

Sky's not really brightening, blacked out windows; can you see?

Renault Clio

(Your turn to go)

Renault Clio

(Why go so slow)

Renault Clio, have you stalled? Magnifico...

Mine's just a small car, from a big family

Remember it's a Fiat, and not a Ferrari!

Spare me this life of morning monotony

Such humdrum, why so slow

Lights, please let me go

This builder, no! He will not let you go

Let me go!

Bewildered so! The lights won't let you go

Let me go!

Lanes filtered! Still the traffic's slow

Let me go!

The lights are green, let's go (never)

Move your ass, poxy Renault (never)

I'm just about to blow, so let me gooooooo

No Clio can go this slow!

Oh mamma mia, in my mirror, what's this demon that I see?

Beelzebub sends a fleet of white van men for me, not me, oh please...

Forgive me Freddie...

[To the tune of Sam Smith, 'I Know I'm Not the Only One']

You and me, we bought a cow

For butter milk and cream

I can't believe you fed it steak

That's just wrong, think I'm about to scream

For months on end I watched it graze

In pastures, fields of mud

I wish I could just eat it now

All its dairy-licious byproduct

You say it's crazy

'Cause you have never owned one yourself

But I'm Joe Oberweis and

I really really like my cow

I opened up a little store

To sell my ice cream dreams

I overcharge you for the shakes

$5.73? You could buy other things

You say I'm crazy

'Cause you didn't think of it yourself

But I'm Joe Oberweis and

I make my money off my cows

I have opened so many stores

Maybe you have bought my milk

It's $3.75 per bottle and

It's white, smooth and yummy like silk

You say it's crazy

'Cause you have never owned one yourself

But I'm Joe Oberweis and

I'VE MADE AN EMPIRE OF COWS

YOU SAY I'M CRAZY

BUT I'VE MADE SO MUCH MONEY MYSELF

AND WHEN YOU COME INTO MY STORE

I'M NOT GOING TO SHARE MY WEALTH