Ages of Insults

You abydocomist,

How dare you bespawl pristine pages with your redolent fopdoodlish presence. Again, your gnashgabbery is fouling the Challenge page of Prose! However, since you have roused yourself for the challenge you Quisby... I shall comply. However, should I see your Rakefire presence here again, I shall be forced to succumb again to unleasing my outdated insults upon your Snoutband....

PS: I love your challenges :P