Trick Question

Hello good sir or good madame,

Thank you muchness for your highly evolved inquiry and for giving this humble person the most appreciative opportunity to responding to your thinking completely hypothetical allegedly theory.

To answer toute suite, I, the inscriptor of this deposition, do solemnly and truly and evermore afterly swear under the oath and allegiance of our one and only God in Heaven and Heavenly Father, also known as Christ Almighty, sometimes Jehovah, bless his name almighty, amen:

1. Support the Constitution;

2. Renounce and abjure absolutely and entirely all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which the applicant was before a subject or citizen;

3. Support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;

Have a multiple blessing glorious trinity transfiguration holy day in this lovely land of America. I am staunching my big belly thirst with the domestic being beer and watching the football on the most flattest of big screen monitors, assembled in this most shining of nations under God and will be buying the innocent little ones much Skippy peanuts butters at the Walmart as soon as the wicket is knocked over. Go Bears!

Signed,

You can't catch me CIA

PS Nice try FBI

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