Rock.
I kind of wish I was born a rock.
Not really alive, but still existent.
Able to see everything without feeling it myself.
No pain, no suffering, no nothing.
Just observation.
I could sit on the bank of the river.
And I could enjoy the cool breeze and and fresh air and shit.
And I could watch all the rednecks get drunk and fight on the weekends.
Or I could be somebody's pet rock.
And I could watch them grow and develop as a person.
Or I could notice all their insecurities and shortcomings and keep track of them.
Because rocks don't really have morals.
I could be shooting through space at millions of miles per hour, seeing and experiencing everything in the universe.
Or someone could throw me at the police.
I would never love.
And nobody would ever love me.
And you know what?
I'm okay with that.