Challenge
Write the bio you'd send to a literary magazine.
Every writer needs a sassy bio that reviews their wonderful self and lists all their literary accomplishments. Let's share our best and may the best bio boil to the top. Remember! A bio should have all the chirp, charm, and charge of lightning-in-a-bottle.
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I wonder how many Literary Magazines would turn me down (◉ ∧ ◉ )
Tai Sensei the almighty awesome-tastic cool superior warrior dragon tamer evil ninja assassin spy in disguise (the first) is a peculiar Artiss who fell through the wrong portal at the wrong time and, by chance, ended up in the human realm. On a spur of nostalgia - and to gain camaraderie from earthly beings - she decided to spend her time in this world writing about the various realms she has visited in her multiple lifetimes. Tai Sensei lives in her head and typically doesn't converse with the humans unless provoked. Her species is unknown, but she comes in peace.