Confusing a Penis with what a Pen is

Penises and pencils

Quills and pens

One righting shlongs

The other writing tens

Never confuse a penis

For that of a pen

One writes in white

The other (I repeat) in ink again

Don’t be led by the lead

By the pencil I said

Or be led by the penis

Though you might think her Venus

If this makes you mad

Then, my friend you’ve been had

Because my goal for a while

Was to just make you smile!

(c) BAM