Trump and Putin sex scandal uncovered
It seems that the larger they are the harder they fall..in love. In the wee hours early this morning, March 22nd Eastern Standard Time, a photo-journalist under the guise of Snarky Finnigan snapped a history-shaking, perhaps political party destorying, photo of the great red, media condemned Trump swapping what seems to be more than military secrets with the hyper-masculine and clearly dominant (by persuasion of the photo) Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation and apparently much more.
According to sources, one of the White House's janitorial aids, a Ms. Cynthia DeLiber, was seeing to her regular dusting, vacuuming and nosing around when she heard high-pitch shrieks coming from inside the already once defiled, (at least), Oval Office. DeLiber said that the yelps were unclear but that they consisted of praise in regards to the size and power of the Russian Federation's Missile Program. Deliber obviously traumatized answered no more questions. (More on page 13).