Make America Great Again
First, all of congress comes together to make a bipartisan bill creating a national holiday day called “Roast Donald Trump day”. Second, a competition is held where the best Donald Trump jokes are sent in internationally to be judged by professional writing panels with a grand prize of ten million dollars of Donald Trump’s money. Third, Donald Trump’s political or business rivals and ex-wives are flown in globally to publicly announce the jokes and roast Donald trump to his face for a full 24 hour live stream around the world (translated into several foreign languages) while he makes that funny squinty face followed by his surprised face. Fourth at the end of the stream Donald Trump will be placed within a high powered artillery cannon and shot across the pacific ocean from Washington DC directly into kim jung un’s office and if possible up his ass. Fifth, during the multiple hour flight of the president of the United States Donald Trump will be impeached and publicly anathematized (by the American government and people till the end of time), the national anthem will be sung, the declaration of independence and the constitution will be read aloud and moments before impact any crowds gathered to watch the stream even in other nations will collectively chant U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! Sixth we all get piss drunk and think about the consequences the next day. At least that’s my view of a best case scenario.