BARGAIN SALE ON SOULS: An Advertisement

Are you sick and tired

Of lives passing by you

Like cars on a highway?

Does it remind you of 

What could have been?

Today is a nice day 

To start all over,

Look no further than 

This bargain sale on souls

Bragging half off

Taxidermied hearts -

So that perhaps one day

You can collect enough

That you finally have

One of your own