My Zoo

Wake up in the morning feeling like there's elephant on your titties. Lovely. Your thoughts were partying last night so your brain is having a hangover. The butterflies in your stomach have turned into bats and are biting your stomach. A python fell asleep halfway through strangling you, so you feel tight and stiff. The second your feet touch the floor, the dust bunnies in your nerves begin running tirelessly, shooting coals into your tendons. The hippo that was swimming in your saliva has gotten caught in your throat, monkeys are jabbing sharp bananas into your nostrils until you sneeze, and when you sneeze, fire ants erupt from your throat. No stretch or massage would help. It's just another day in the zoo.