mAnIC PiCksI DrEaM GurL

I'm the kind of girl that will set fire to your life, show you colors you never even dreamed existed...also, I'll set fire to your bushes, because you were too nice to the waitress and I know you want to fuck her.

I am wild, like the wind, and as free as the sky, and the sky and wind can't hold down a job either.

I'm always up for an adventure, I'll go anywhere, do anything, be your partner in crime, your other half, the half of who you wish you were...but if we ever get into actual trouble I'll cry till they let me go, and blame it all on you.

I'm magic; a magic, beautiful, sexy force of nature. I'll steal your heart right from under you, and maybe also your wallet, because magic is expensive.

Don't try to tame me, you can't possibly understand the nature of a wild woman like me. Also, don't try to figure out my real name, I'm pretty sure I'm still technically dead in Delaware, don't blow my cover.

A woman like me will love you like no one ever has, with all the passion and intensity anyone could ever muster, at least until I meet your cousin, because his car is cooler than yours.

Love forever and yours always,

(At least until I'm bored)

❤️

~me

PS If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my pretending to have my shit together.