Challenge
Write a short fish tale from a shark's perspective.
Actual sharks, not card players. Great whites, hammerheads, whale sharks, and even extinct species such as Megalodon and Helicoprion
Damn Lizards
I hate lizards. I mean, I'm a shark. They got all the air to play with, and they gotta come down into my turf and chomp on fish? Come on. Fair's fair. Farking lizards.
You know what? A bunch of guys into the occult are having a seance and I'm going. We're gonna call down a big rock, a big big rock, and it's gonna slam them lizards good.
Farking lizards.
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