“Premeditated Suicide”

My method of choice ...

Hanging!

It’s quick, easy & almost painless

89.5% lethality

The odds of succeeding are in my favor

One a scale of 0 to 100, 0 being no pain & discomfort & 100 being the most pain & discomfort ...

25.5 agony

Not completely painless but bearable

7 minutes

Quite efficient

Unconscious in 15 seconds

After fainting

2 minutes

Death sets in

4 minutes

Extremely severe brain damage

10 minutes

Officially deceased

I’ll allot myself enough time

It’ll be too late when I’m discovered

D.O.A - Dead On Arrival

Paramedics might attempt to administer CPR

But to no avail

I’m gone