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I love lists. I write them all the time, for everything. Grocery, chores, "to-do", travel plans, daydreams, holiday, story ideas, "table of contents", and the list goes on and on. I sometimes find lists tucked away that remind me of certain times in my life...and it's crazy how provoking in both thought and emotion that can be. It's just a list. This challenge is also just a list. That's the only requirement. It must be an obvious list, even if it is not a standard list. I'll pick the one that I think is the most creative, the most meaningful, the most hilarious, or the most something... But as always, I'll use my fellow writers' opinions to dissuade bias (though bias is completely allowed in these situations, ha)...and I'll choose from the top 5 most 'liked' entries. No mass tagging. Liking other entrants and commenting is encouraged...cause that's fun. 25 entrants max and it's done. 10 minimum. What's your list!?
10 minimum entrants. 25 maximum entrants. No mass tagging. Must be an obvious list. No style, length, or subject requirements. Feel free to message me with any questions.

Sometimes I Think I’m a Sadist

*deep breath

“Okay okay, let’s see here, whose next, whose next....hmmmm...

- There was that bestial babysitter - check

- That PTSD assassin, husband guy - check

- His, uh... furry little wife - check

- There was that guy with the candlestick - check

- And his fairy - man did I screw over his fairy - major check

- Then that pink haired dwarf - check

- That Fear Factor couple - check

- That unfortunate con artist - check

- The cursed Cellist - check

- The red, wingless, parental figure - check

- That lightning thug with sister issues - check

- hmm... I don't think I messed with his sis yet... oh... well, I stole her emotions so I guess that counts - check?

Anyway where was I?

- Oh, the griffon rider queen - check

- Those Tengu twins lol - check

- The love-deprived ice king - check

- That gothic one in blue - check

- aha, The God - check

- The Goddess - check

- The dreadlocks assassin with those Jordan/Nike-like shoes he loves - check

- The demon mermaid - check

- That soulless kid - check

- That bullied, mystical tribe kid - check

- The ballerina warrior - check

- The violinist warrior - check

Who have I missed? Who else can I torture? *twirls feathered pen*

...I didn't get Old Lady Meng, but she's too cool...........................

Oh! The self-proclaimed Pun Master and her flying rainbow Narwhal named Disco! *starts writing fervently* Her alternate dimension version could suffer via guilt tripping.

Meh heh heh...”

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