Pokémon

Ash got old.

Picachoo died

In that last fight.

The redhead

left with Brock,

He could see

Her sad disdain.

What to do

when you are 30

Wasted your life

training Pokémon?

He has no skills

to trade for cash.

He gets an Uber gig

Loses Uber gig.

He drinks too much,

Crying mainly over

The redhead.

Realizes that it

Could have been avoided.

If he wasn't such a douche.