Challenge
Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.
First Day of School
“The vampires only come out during naptime.”
“Listen, don’t eat the glue. Unless it’s Elmers. We don’t eat that off brand stuff.”
“It’s totally fine to pee at your desk. It shows commitment.”
“Well, kiddo, your mom and I won’t ever see you again. Don’t worry. They feed you at lunchtime and give you naps. Bye!”