Airline appreciation..

Seats with little leg room.

Air that dries, sting your eyes.

Earphones that hardly work,

Playing the best Muzak around.

Movies just for kiddies,

Neighbors that just frown,

And you between,

Begging passage

To the microwave oven-sized stall.

Tomato juice, but no salt.

Trays that slice through the fat.

Snoring boring, choppy ride.

The food’s getting much better though...