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Find me the most hilarious short quote you think you've ever seen.
If u can't reach the fifteen word minimum, just do some rambling down at the bottom, no one will judge...
Meanwhile, in the children’s department at the library...
Kid on computer: Look, Mommy, an elephant.
Mom: Oh, I see. What are you supposed to do with him?
Kid: It’s a girl elephant!
Mom: How can you tell?
Kid points indignantly at screen.
Mom: Ah, the eyelashes.