Dear Mr. Satan,

How are you? How are things down in hell, how many more souls have you let in? How are the evildoers, still plotting their sin? Eradicate anyone lately, destroy, demolish their souls from within?

Someday soon, you will be seeing a enemy of mine. He did something wicked and will be joining you there. Don’t be gentle, make him pay, for he does belong with you, in your infernal rage.

Still enjoying your work, still savoring the pain? If only we all had duties we adore and postions we delight in.

How is the weather in your netherworld, is it hot as they all say, is it hot as hell, every single infuriating day?

Well, I guess I will let you go for now, will you write me back? Please find time away from your toil and warn me of your next angle of attack.

Regards,

DaretoDream