Attendees at My Funeral

Thank God you’re gone. No one ever liked you. You were worthless and nothing but a cancer to this Earth. Everyone is breathing a sigh of relief because they no longer have to share the same air as you. People pretended to like you. Everyone wanted you to go. We wished that you went sooner. I’d rather slash my own throat than spend five more minutes with you, you disgusting waste of space. I hope you enjoy rotting and being eaten by maggots because you deserve it. You are pathetic. No one will miss you. You’re already forgotten.

Rest in fucking pieces.