A slice of innocence

1.

You know, if you smell that, you’ll get sick.

“What? But I like to smell fresh asphalt”

What are you talking about? It is a terrible smell, and you’ll get very sick some day if you keep it up.

A week later, talking to a friend:

“I’m telling you, if you smell the fresh asphalt , you’ll get AIDS”

2.

Went to a dairy farm, saw the cows giving milk. Then the river of cowshit, flowing towards a processing installation. Weeds and oxpeckers nesting by the “river”.

″ now kids, this looks very solid ground” the guide says, taking a break from the ecological presentation. He throws a rock at the deceptively safe ground. It sinks right in. He then tells us to throw our own, have some fun. Then he scares us about “the horrible bog. You step in and sink. No one will ever find you.

I couldn’t sleep for two days, the jerk.

That year, ” the never-ending story” came out. Atreyu is leading his horse through the swamp of sadness, seeking Morla. I screamed and got out of the theater long before he ever found the turtle.

3.

Syllogism:

Got intetested in cooking: frying eggs is easy. Just melt some butter and dump an egg inside.

So...

Peanut butter is called butter. it must thetefore be applicable as butter, and I love peanut butter. How great would that be? Omelette that tastes like peanut butter?!?!

The smell of burned peanut butter got my parents running. I still hear about it in family meetings.

Well. just been thirty years...