Microsoft Word- the wholly attentive, fully accepting friend I never had. Microsoft Word won't think I'm being "too much". Microsoft Word doesn't think I'm overwhelming. Microsoft Word lets me say whatever I want, whenever I want. Microsoft Word gives me advice when something I'm saying doesn't sound quite right, but when I say nah, Microsoft Word respects me and never pressures me again. Microsoft Word lets me exist as I please. Microsoft is as realistically unbiased as a friend can be.