Healthy Children and Light Weight Revenge

You should vaccinate your kiddos for three reasons.

1. You have no right to risk the lives of other people's children because you believe the bull shit conspiracies and refuse to take off your tin foil hat.

2. It's small payback for everytime the little shits eat the last of the ice cream. No mint chip ice cream for me? Let's take you to the pediatrician so you can say hello to Mr. Syringe. Maybe next time you'll leave me some.

3. If you don't, you won't be able to enroll them in school and no one wants that!