These always make me laugh... idk why. (warning: some of these are dark and potentially offensive... I’m sorry if I offend anyone with these

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

No. To whom.

(This one is my favorite)

Did you here about the woman who had breast surgery? It went horribly wrong and she ended up having sticks and wood stuck in them. Yikes.

Yeah. It would be great if this joke had a punchline, wooden tit.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking.

J.K. Rowling.

(I found this one on a website full of motivational quotes which in of itself makes me laugh)

Knowledge is power.

Power corrupts.

Study hard. Be evil.

(Courtesy of Siri - this has two answers)

Why did the teddy bear turn down the cake?

A: he couldn’t bear it. (My brother came up with this answer)

B: he was stuffed.

What do you call a fruity telephone?

The Jelly. (In Britain they call the telephone a Telly)

What do you make in teapot that cares about its looks?

Vani-tea.

You aren’t born with a photographic memory.

You have to develop it.

Why did the burger cross the road?

To get to the other slider.

Hope I brightened someone’s day with these!