Then you will never understand

If you evacuate a building because someone sent to you a copy of the US Constitution and you thought it was a suspicious package

If you believe the Declaration of Independence is a racist document and not the greatest "break-up" letter ever written

If you believe appointed judges should create laws from the bench

If you believe that deaths by shootings are high (nearly 40000 in the US last year) so firearms must be banned, but deaths by abortions (over 900000 in the US last year) are not worth banning

If you want Americans who left the US to fight for ISIS to return to the US will all transgressions forgiven, as if nothing ever happened

If you think the American flag, culture, and people are offensive, but the American benefits of welfare, opportunity, and freedom are not

If you are more interested in eliminating "Income Inequality" without eliminating "Effort Inequality"

If you stand against lethal injections for convicted criminals on death row, but not for unborn infants

If you applaud when a judge orders the entirety of the court to rise when they enter, but not when the National Anthem is played

If you believe that healthcare is a right, thus the government should pay for it, but firearm ownership (which is a US Constitutional right) should not be treated as such

If you believe a government who is powerful enough to incrementally remove your liberty is not powerful enough to, en masse, remove everything you have remaining

If you do not understand that the term, "paid for by the government" really means, "paid for by the taxpayer", which really means, "taken by force from the taxpayer", which in reality never means, "free"

If you never realized (as spoken by John Adams) that the "US Constitution was made only for moral and religious people and is wholly inadequate to the government of any other"

If you hold dear that politically motivated scientists have the ultimate truth about climate change, but have trouble distinguishing between the 57 genders they identify