Revealing Character: At the time this picture was taken, the plan to frame was already in place.

If a Chinese Party Official declares the Communist Party was correct in cracking down on protestors in Tiananmen Square in 1989, does this mean he finally admits the Communist Party cracked down on (murdered) protestors in Tiananmen Square in 1989?

The transformation of charity into a legal entitlement has produced donors without love and recipients without gratitude - Justice Anthony Scalia

When Bernie Sanders complains that it used to take less than 400 hours of minimum wage labor to pay for a college degree, but now it takes over 4000 hours of minimum wage labor for the same outcome, it is almost as if the federal government began heavily subsidizing student loans and grants at that same time. Coincidence. I think not.

If Joe Biden begins sniffing Christine Blasey Ford's hair, is it because her hair actually smells that good, or because she can keep a secret for 30 years?

Light traveling faster than sound explains why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

To apprehend a criminal suspect who despises the United States, police have begun playing the National Anthem and not a siren when in close proximity. When the American hating suspect takes a knee, it eliminates the need for a foot chase.

Liberals: A successful economy is one that works for everyone.

Conservative: A successful economy is one that everyone works.

Did Jeffrey Epstein's mother write his suicide note? Mr. Kotter wants to know.

If you win an election with a campaign slogan of, "We're going to impeach this mother f***ker", should you act the whiny crybaby when the same person says you are free to leave the country you hate and smirks when another country you hate (Israel) will not let you enter? Linguine has a stronger spine, even when wet.

Q: If, on a first date, you are asked "What is your sign?" should you reply,

1) Whatever you believe will make her happy

2) The truth, because honesty is the best policy

3) "Twinkies" for when she replies that is not real, you can counter with, "none of them are" and save legal fees from an avoided future divorce.

If your name is Tu Youyou, are you the most difficult person in the world to wish happy birthday to while singing?

Does anyone remember paying increased property taxes to fund schools, before the internet, because the consensus of bureaucrats in the Department of Education believed stupidity among school age children originated from lack of easy access to information?

Do alien abductions always occur at night because alien children inform their alien parents, just before their bedtime, that they need a few humans for a project at school in the morning?

Q: Which worries the parents of you children more?

1) The sudden sound of absolute silence when once there was noise.

2) The clear and distinct cry of "Fix Bayonets" and then silence.

If a dog owner throws a stick an incredible distance of two miles and his dog retrieves the stick (even more incredible), was the entire story a bit far-fetched?