My final sentence

Dearest family, we are gathered here today to discuss the fact this is my final sentence, I am not sure why it is my final sentence so I will fullibuster until I die or something, for I do enjoy speaking, as you may know by now this is a big ass run on sentence, am I finessing the system, absolutely, before I accidently write a period, let me say one, last thing, yikes in the yard I'mma head out now Shrek is love, Shrek is life.