My Waterbottle

My waterbottle is lost,

Do you know how much that costs?!

When I'm thirsty, I can't take a sip.

My poor, chapped lip!!

It could have wandered all the way to Hollywood,

Hoping to find where Kim Kardashian once had stood..

Or maybe it went to Paris,

Tracking down a terrorist!!

I hope my waterbottle isn't broken,

And I definitely hope it's not smokin'.

Prehaps it's still at my school.

That would make me look like a fool..

It better not be in China today!

That would make such a delay.

Somebody told me it was in the Pacific Ocean,

finding it's last ingredient for a potion!!!

Wherever it might be today,

I've got only one sad thing to say,

My waterbottle is not coming back,

Because losing things is my biggest knack.