Challenge
So there I was...
Give me the greatest first-person hook of all time, starting with "So there I was..." Three sentences maximum.
Crushed
So there I was crushing my boyfriend’s neck into rubble when I realized that I forgot to put gloves on. I wasn’t really thinking about it when my nails dug into his malleable flesh but when it’s all said and done I don’t want my DNA on him. Oh well, guess I’ll have to burn him. The good thing in all of this is that I always love a reason for a bonfire and barbeque.
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