Don,

“Don, you’re a fucking slutbag.”

It took five years of watching and rewatching to suspend our disbelief. Yes, we actually heard those words leave someone's mouth, on international television, as the winner was officially crowned. No confusion, the words were clear as day.

If uttered now, the Twitter timeline explodes. Everyone reminisces on where they were when our king was crowned for the first time. It's basically a holiday now, one which earns us a myriad of strange looks when we try to explain it to everyone else.