Confession Time

OK, here’s a joke:

One day, there were three preachers out playing golf. During the game, one preacher said that he had something to confess, and he wanted to share his problem with the other two preachers for help and support, if they agreed to keep the problem to themselves.

The other two preachers agreed to offer guidence, and they said that they had problems that they needed help with as well. So, the first preacher said,“I have a drinking problem. I drink in the morning, during lunch, and in the evening. It’s so bad that I even keep a bottle behind my pulpit.”

The other two preachers sympathized with him, and recommended him to a nearby AA councelor. So, the second preacher said,“Well, my problem is women. I love women. I think about women. I dream about women. And I’ve even propositioned some of the women in my congregation.”

The first and the third preacher were understanding, and offer their assistance to help him avoid temptation. So, it was time for the third preacher to speak, but he tried to back down, and said that he shouldn’t share his problem with them.

The first preacher said,“Listen brother, there is nothing you can say that will shock us. We’ve bared our souls to you, so please let us help you with your problem.”

So, the third preacher said,“Fine, I’ll tell you my problem...I’m a gossip.”